Dan Hesse - Get Off of My Television

I would like to give Sprint's ad campaign featuring CEO Dan Hesse my own personal Advertsing Raspberry Award. 

  ( I haz mad photoshop skillz)

1.  The man has no tv charisma.

2. The spooky weird black and white and yellow color scheme makes me feel anxious.

3.  The moody music makes me feel even more anxious.

When I see these ads all I think about is how I pay too much on my Sprint bill and maybe I need to switch to another carrier.  And how I am unemployed, need a new job, and am a little bit depressed.  Sigh.