I totally hate lipgloss. Your hair sticks in it, its tastes gross and is all sticky and ick. Carmex is my idea of the proper thing to put on my lips. My lips do not require plumping, they are quite perfect the way they are.
But I got a free sample of BareMinerals Buxom lip gloss in color "Sandy" when I went to Sephora on my birthday, and man - this stuff is awesome. Its got a little kick of mintyness that is supposed to plump your lips but its actually not irritating, its soothing. And it is not sticky. And its the perfect "not much" color neutral for me. Happy! Now, perhaps I will find the best eye wrinkle cream next? Or non clumping mascara?